My genius brother came to me with an amazing idea that we’ve since adapted… I’m only going to tell you the name of it, and that it’s a script for a movie.
So basically we have a very vivid, awesome, and uninformed vision of Jesus’ life and we are planning the script, and key scenes. We’ll be doing that until April 1st when I will take part in Scriptmania: a challenge for people to write a 100 page script during the month of April.

Hopefully by the end of April, if I haven’t completed a 100 page script, I will have at least done some sort of major work towards that target.
Then once the script is done, I won’t be publishing it or anything like that… I will be sending it to film-makers, and doing my best to get it made.
Trust me, it’s awesome.
I get internetz next week so I will be raping your faces with awesomeness VERY soon.
A bunch of photo’s taken by ME!






http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvczHebx7zI
Just click the god damn link. :)
(Parental Discretion is probably advised?)
Someone let me know if these images don’t work. :)

I have no idea what grab this is, but this is like… my safety trick when I go too high for something good. xD

In the back of the van on the way back.

Inside Hastings Cradle

Gary skating the cradle in pitch black (minus the split second flash from the camera)
Seriously, I’m so freaking hyped to skate the new Hastings skate-park when the weather is good. Check how fucking awesome it is:
I love my life.
02:21David
anyway
skate?!?!
sounds good
when?
soon
02:22Me
When I can be fucked
They’re building a park in guildrege park
Also there’s a jam at the end of september
at sovereign
02:23David
ah man
hate jams
im always to tird to do anything
02:23Me
BAH NO!
02:23David
but gild sounds good
02:23Me
Sam Tuffnell and all the pro’s will be down
02:23David
fair enough
02:23Me
like Billy Doyle
Bahaha jokes
02:24David
?
jokes?
what bit? :S
billy or sam or what or waaaa
02:24Me
The bit about Billy being pro
02:24David
lol
02:24Me
xD nah billy’s sick
02:24David
hes good though
no doubt
and sponsor
02:24Me
Yeh
02:24David
wouldnt mind a sponsor
02:24Me
Then just tear it up at the jam then
Topsoul the top of the wallride and you’ll be sorted
02:26David
lol
270 rewind
02:26Me
Wtf is that
02:26David
270 topsoul to 270 rewind out
02:26Me
Oryt
DO IT
naked
02:26David
covered in honey
02:26Me
Under a bees nest
02:27David
dam beat me tyo it
02:27Me
xD
02:27David
yer some shit lik that?!?!?
go HARDCORE
call it the bee spin
02:27Me
Lol!
02:27David
Honey B
02:27Me
The bees knees
02:27David
lol
02:27Me
The bee60
02:27David
lol
lmfao
bee60
02:27Me
The BEEginning of the end.
I could go on forever
But I won’t
02:28David
ok ok to many now
02:28Me
BEEcause it’s lame
02:28David
be60 it is
02:28Me
xD
02:28David
ok im anway im off cya
skate son no doubt
soon*
02:28Me
Hell yeh :):)
See you later
LOL! Best Facebook conversation EVER!!
This is the treatment I get from my Ken Kaniff style Pokemon rap?! Well let’s see if you guys like it…
I wanna be the very best, like no-one ever was. To catch AIDS is my real test, to rape them was it’s cause. I will travel across the land, searching for my Mom. Teach Pokemon to understand, I’ve really lost my Mom! POKEMON! Gotta find my Mom! It’s you and me. I NEED HER TO BREAST FEED ME. POKEMON! Oh, she’s my best friend, and her breasts we must defend. POKEMON! Oh it’s so true! Her nipples turn black and blue! You teach me and I’ll teach you, to FIND MY MOM! Gotta find my Mom. (Seriously guys, where is she?)
I could go on forever…
It’s been a while. To celebrate my return I’ve organized fireworks:


Those were taken at the end of Eastbourne’s Airbourne festival. We don’t have proper festivals, just something to keep the old lady’s looking towards the skies and wait for god to pick them up.
So the festival is all about Aeroplanes doing fancy stuff in the air, but for those who have seen it 18 years in a row they try and keep us entertained with stalls and tents on the ground. Like this hat stall:

There was also a Pokemon stand where you can go in and play some new Pikachu game for the Wii, and the new Pokemon’s on the DSi XL. Me, Lisa, and Lauren also tried some of the hottest sauce at some hot sauce stand, and my mouth burned like fuck. Should’ve seen it coming really. Oh, we also went to the Aquarium and kissed a fish:

It kisses like my ex.
Oh, also, I’m getting really excited about my birthday party next month. It’s going to be in Brighton, we’re getting a coach there, and the club has:
An ADULT bouncy castle
Twister
A ball pit
Giant board games
Space hoppers
UV cannons (whatever they are)
Tricycles
And loads of other awesome kiddy shit.
They also sell 80% absynth. I’m looking forward to it. It’s at a place called Digital, and it’s called Playroom. Anyway, if you wanna be invited, just text me or Fakebook me.
It’s going to be THE BEST NIGHT OF MINE (and whoever else comes) LIFE!
(Plus apparently there’s bare clunge. Leon’s words, not mine.)
So to end this post dramatically, here’s some more fireworks.

BANG!
Wouldn’t life be awesome if the kisses at the end of texts represented kisses they would give you if they were actually speaking to you?
To test this theory, tonight at my friends little get together, I’m going to be kissing everyone after each sentence. I’ll let you know how it goes. xx